Rickshaw Sinclair: Duct-Taped to Destiny

Rickshaw Sinclair: Duct-Taped to Destiny

Behold the pinnacle of post-modern absurdity: a Rickshaw Sinclair pen case, lovingly affixed to the wall with a single, glistening strip of duct tape. Is it art? Is it functional? Does it dream of holding pens again? No one knows—but that’s the magic.

Key Features:

• Minimalist Design: One case. One tape. Infinite possibilities.

• Gravity-Defying Performance: Clings to walls like your questionable life choices.

• Artistic Statement: Makes your white wall pop while sparking deep conversations about capitalism, creativity, and whether or not you’ve lost your mind.

• Penless Potential: A bold critique of consumerism, carrying exactly zero pens—because who needs utility when you have symbolism?

Priced at a mere $6.2 million (negotiable, but only upwards), this avant-garde masterpiece invites you to embrace the chaos. Plus, it comes with the added thrill of knowing you own the world’s most sophisticated use of duct tape.

Note: Pens sold separately. Duct tape is not archival safe.